Bullshit Artist-in-Chief

So today he woke up and decided to be Ronald Reagan. Businesses, big and small are going to get us out of this recession. Really now, that would be some change from lets say January 8th when you said government and only government can get us out of this crisis anytime soon. So which is it? Oh ok lets just go with both because some opinion poll said one thing then and a focus group wants something different now. Wow bullshit coming out of the White House that is all the change I could have hoped for. I thought Bill Clinton was a bullshit artist but Obama holy crap dude I must tip my cap you are the most full of shit guy ever to hold that office. The most amazing thing is it only took you eight days to achieve such an elevated status of bullshittery. Shut up it's a word. So all of those business leaders that backed your plan today up there on the podium. How many of them have government contracts? How many of those contracts are over $100 million? So of course they were totally agreeing with you and kissing your ass because it was how they really felt. Seriously, how fuckin stupid do you think we are? Those of us who did not vote for you, that is, we know how stupid those who voted for you are.

BAinC, you did a great job getting the spineless republicans in the House to back your pork filled "stimulus" plan. Yes it passed tonight but without Republican support it showed some stones from the them, hopefully they can keep it up. More to the point you could not talk your way into making them see things your way. Uh-oh eight days in and your messiahness has lost his ability to preform the Jedi mind trick. Nah, the truth is too many people know how full of shit you are. The House republicans knew the only reason you wanted their support is you did not want to be left hanging in the wind when the pork and bullshit in this bill come to be seen. Only 12 cents of every dollar in this bill is for stimulus. Seriously did you think you could get away with putting an extra budget through with total lockstep support? Is this why you wanted it pushed through as soon as possible even though you continuously say that it will take years to get the economy going again? Why do we even need a "stimulus" plan if it is not going to help? You say so very much and so very little at the same time Mr. Bullshit Artist-in-Chief.