Where's Waldo

So Assface-in-Chief continues the campaign across America trying to become President. Wait a minute he is the POTUS why is he still campaigning? Wasn't America sick of the bullshit we saw for two friggin years. Maybe it is just me but with Obama gone who is running the show? Is there any governing going on or is it all in the "stimulus" bill and that is how its gonna be now? They are going to govern out of a handbook. Brilliant they are for coming up with this 1400 page masterpiece. I wish someone had thought of this sooner then all will be well and nothing bad can ever happen again. Now we know what rules we will have to follow because the federal government has come up with a plan that will trump all others that have ever been passed. Hallelujah. Wait a minute we have one of those documents already I just cannot remember the name... oh that's right the CONSTITUTION. This is the law of the land not this "stimulus" plan which has been renamed by the media as the "Economic Recovery" plan. It is neither but we have covered that already. I want to know who the fuck is running things while Magellan is on tour. I see he took that poor SOB press secretary with him I felt sorry for this poor bastard trying to explain what Obama wants to do. This guy is not used to lying and he is not good at it, of course that is the number one qualification for that job. Another great Obama appointee.

Hey Obama there are rock bands trying to sell albums (CDs) that don't stay on tour this long. I guess having a smaller carbon footprint is not the way of this administration, but I am sure it will be mandated for us to in your plan. What is it do you not like your new home after all it is government housing you should feel right at home. It is not in a great neighborhood, much like the south side of Chicago. So what is it that you don't like about it? Your mother in law? Dude no one likes their mother in law get over it and get back to D.C. and start governing. I know you did not think there would be this much work but as President decisions must be made and people must be governed. You can still have a Stevie Wonder tribute night at the White House. (This is true and not a joke people, I swear.) Just so you know Mr. Obama governing is not sending out one line messages to the press like, "Obama plans to remove U.S. troops from Afghanistan. (Also True.) You must make decisions not just have ideas, I know for a bullshit artist dreamer like you that is hard but it is time to get down to work. There is no voting present anymore you actually have to do something. Well maybe not because lets face it, I am the only one pissed off over the world tour, I don't see anything about it in the mainstream media but I did not expect to.