The left is a gift that just keeps on giving out laughter for us. Really do these Hollywood types ever really listen to themselves when they talk because clearly they do no think before they speak. I give you, from American Thinker, Cher and her thoughts, yes, that Cher.
November 06, 2010
'A Dumb Woman Is a Dumb Woman'
By Jeannie DeAngelis
Cherilyn Sarkisian, better known as "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" singer Cher, claims to "dislike politics and says she's not a registered Democrat." While swearing aversion to all things political, Cher has visited the White House to dine with former President Jimmy Carter and professes love for Joe Biden, a man the Academy Award-winning judge of character and intellect once described as caring, goodhearted, and smart.
The supposedly politically neutral female half of the late Sonny and Cher duo also believes that socialist Dennis Kucinich "has great answers," and during Hillary Clinton's "Senate thing," she pitched in to help after spending "a lot of time just sitting" with the former First Lady.
Antiwar Cher also holds firmly to the belief that "[w]ords are like weapons; they wound sometimes," which is a curious sentiment coming from an apolitical woman who has a tendency to label most Republican politicians "stupid."
In fact, prior to George W. Bush being elected president, Cher registered an opinion of the Republican candidate in the following way: "I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy."
Usually when one person calls another person "stupid," it's because the name-caller views himself or herself as more intelligent than the callee. Evidently, the way Cher throws around the word "stupid," the high school dropout clearly considers diva brainpower superior to a traditional Yale and Harvard education.
Prior to the 2000 election, Cher felt compelled to perform a public service by sharing with American women and minorities the admonitory view that "[i]f you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?"
Ms. "Words ... wound" Cher eloquently cautioned against voting for Bush by saying "[h]as everyone lost their f---ing minds? Doesn't anybody remember the illustrious Reagan-Bush years when people had no money and no jobs? What has happened to people's memories? It's like they have Alzheimer's or something."
While meant for the betterment of all Americans, Cher's instructive comments tend to emphasize the political threat that "Jerry Falwell ... born again Christian" types, in the mold of G.W. Bush, pose to women and minorities. Nevertheless, Cher, having a history of public exhibitionism which over the years has consistently placed the sisterhood in a demeaning light, has zero compunction about censuring Republicans.
If female exploitation is Cher-the-whiz-kid's main concern, maybe the raven-haired senior citizen in garter belts could "turn back time" and explain why, during the "illustrious Reagan-Bush years," she chose to dance around in a fishnet body stocking under a bikini on the upper deck of the USS Missouri battleship. Way back in 1989, Cher, microphone in hand, skipped to and fro in front of a large group of sailors who whistled and directed catcalls toward her mostly-bare buttocks, and who did so while her 12-year-old son Elijah Blue Allman accompanied his scantily clad mother on the guitar.
If one definition of stupid is "poor decisions and careless mistakes," Cher's behavior in the Long Beach Naval Shipyard certainly fits the criteria. Maybe young Cherilyn was absent or had already dropped out of school when "stupid" was reviewed on the vocabulary list.
Despite her lack of better judgment and less than brilliant personal behavior, the profoundly perceptive singer recently felt compelled to once again convey another articulate opinion of two female governors in Vanity Fair magazine. Cher expressed horror over the former governor of Alaska in the following way: "I got so obsessed with [C-SPAN] that it was kind of interfering with my life. Sarah Palin came on, and I thought, oh, F- - -, this is the end. Because a dumb woman is a dumb woman."
Ms. Sarkisian continued to speak out. On the subject of Arizona governor Jan Brewer, she declared that "[s]he was worse than Sarah Palin, if that is possible. This woman was like a deer in headlights. She's got a handle on the services of the state, and I would not let her handle the remote control."
Evidently, Cher not only feels qualified to identify the intellectually challenged, but the woman in the "towering 2-foot headpiece made of rooster feathers" also believes she has the adroit ability to spot gifted brilliance in random people. The self-professed politically neutral performer labeled Bush, Palin, and Brewer as "dumb" and "stupid," but recognized President Barack Obama's "intelligence" and "spirit" as "so great" that she predicted America's first black president would be able to do "more than anyone could possibly do," whatever that means.
Based on Obama's presidential performance thus far, Cher should avoid both punditry and prophecy.
The historical election of brilliant Barack prompted Ms. Cher to express relief, confessing that "Republican rule almost ‘killed' [her]" and that although not a registered Democrat, she "does not understand why anyone would want to be a Republican."
Having to endure the heartbreak of a daughter named Chastity transforming into a son named Chaz didn't kill Cher. Being married to Greg Allman during the height of his cocaine, heroin, and alcohol addiction didn't kill Cher. Going under the scalpel so many times that she dubbed herself "the plastic surgery poster girl" didn't kill Cher, but having George W. Bush for president nearly killed her?
Cher's personal lifestyle choices, contradictory statements, colorful language, partisan denials, and chauvinist statements may make the singer/actress a perfect candidate to host her own show on MSNBC. But then again, the former Mrs. Bono's flippant use of the word "stupid" could jeopardize future opportunities to fulfill the role of an off-the-cuff pundit.
Waxing philosophical, Cher once said, "Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great." Ironically, "stupid" is also defined as "foolish." Labeling Republicans "stupid" proved that Cher Bono was unwittingly referring to herself when sharing the opinion that "a dumb woman is a dumb woman."
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Monday, November 15, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Still in A Pissy Mood
I could not give less of a shit John Murtha is dead. Yes i know he was a retired Marine and his service to the "Corps" will never be questioned but the guy became a typical fall in line democrat douche bag later in life. This is inexcusable he was used as the anti-Iraq, Anti-Bush War mouthpiece and we all know the kickbacks his district got for that. So if I may say so a simple surgery gone bad or does everything really even out in the end?
Sarah Palin writing on her hand. Really? How dare she? No one has ever done that in the history of mankind. Nope never. I have never left a bar with a woman's number written on my hand and vice-versa. What the younger generation does not know and what liberals are too stupid to remember is that in the days before cell phones and blackberries is that is how you remembered things that were important to you. Hell I even saw Tony Soprano do it but never heard a peep about it from the media. Now Gibbs starts in with ridiculing and writing on his hand. Hey you micro dicked cuntweed people who matter need to remember to hit the right talking points unlike you whose job it is to lie and redirect instead of answering questions no notes needed for that. I have even seen you change lies day to day.
Of course let us not forget our Eloquent-Speaker-in-Chief who cannot say "corpsman" not "corpseman" three times in one speech. I know Barack the word "I" is much easier to get right and they say George W. Bush was an idiot. This clueless moronic imbecile has no idea how to say military words. This is the reason he has stopped using the words "war" and "terrorist" not even a inkling of a hint of a clue about what he is doing.
Obama now wants to meet with republicans about the health care bill. If they do not tell him to shove it up his because the debate is over and the bill is dead they are bigger pussies than even I originally though they were. Believe you, me I think they are Grand Canyon sized pussies. Republicans of both houses were shut out of the original discussions while the slimey snake of a chief of staff tried to make backroom deals with the most liberal of the senators. His own party could not pass this anti-American legislation even though had they voted on it they would not have needed any republican support to pass it. But as always it is Bush's fault.
Starting to take an interest in Haiti. If those asshole Jesus freaks kidnapped those kids I hope they are forced to live in Haiti like native Haitians for the rest of their lives never allowed to back to the U.S. But still cannot muster any sympathy for the country as a whole but that is why we have "We Are The World." Same song different people; some anyway. What the Haiti tragedy does not deserve its own song? Are they not black enough for you Quincy Jones?
Lots of other shit to piss on but I don't feel like it now, maybe tomorrow.
Sarah Palin writing on her hand. Really? How dare she? No one has ever done that in the history of mankind. Nope never. I have never left a bar with a woman's number written on my hand and vice-versa. What the younger generation does not know and what liberals are too stupid to remember is that in the days before cell phones and blackberries is that is how you remembered things that were important to you. Hell I even saw Tony Soprano do it but never heard a peep about it from the media. Now Gibbs starts in with ridiculing and writing on his hand. Hey you micro dicked cuntweed people who matter need to remember to hit the right talking points unlike you whose job it is to lie and redirect instead of answering questions no notes needed for that. I have even seen you change lies day to day.
Of course let us not forget our Eloquent-Speaker-in-Chief who cannot say "corpsman" not "corpseman" three times in one speech. I know Barack the word "I" is much easier to get right and they say George W. Bush was an idiot. This clueless moronic imbecile has no idea how to say military words. This is the reason he has stopped using the words "war" and "terrorist" not even a inkling of a hint of a clue about what he is doing.
Obama now wants to meet with republicans about the health care bill. If they do not tell him to shove it up his because the debate is over and the bill is dead they are bigger pussies than even I originally though they were. Believe you, me I think they are Grand Canyon sized pussies. Republicans of both houses were shut out of the original discussions while the slimey snake of a chief of staff tried to make backroom deals with the most liberal of the senators. His own party could not pass this anti-American legislation even though had they voted on it they would not have needed any republican support to pass it. But as always it is Bush's fault.
Starting to take an interest in Haiti. If those asshole Jesus freaks kidnapped those kids I hope they are forced to live in Haiti like native Haitians for the rest of their lives never allowed to back to the U.S. But still cannot muster any sympathy for the country as a whole but that is why we have "We Are The World." Same song different people; some anyway. What the Haiti tragedy does not deserve its own song? Are they not black enough for you Quincy Jones?
Lots of other shit to piss on but I don't feel like it now, maybe tomorrow.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Its Gonna Get Ugly
Yes, Sarah Palin is scary. No, not to me or anyone that thinks like me. The left on the other hand is running scared. A strong woman that can think, hold a conversation, a baby and a gun is the sexiest thing in America. That is of course if are not married or driving a prius or have voted democrat or watch MSNBC or are a member of the sierra club or code pink. A woman can be strong, smart and feminine hell if I could find one I would probably be married, but alas weak and dumb are the only women my radar seems to locate. The democrats have absolutely no woman who can pull off all three. A strong democrat woman is Hillary Rodham Clinton smart and fugly and dresses like a man; men don't want this or her. That is it for strong and smart democrats(men included). Feminine(women) democrats well almost all of Hollyweird that support the dems but none in the arena. Those are feminine to you and I but to dems feminine is Rosie O'Donnell; the unshowered hippie bull-dikes, you know, the "women" that frighten children and normal people. Sarah Palin scares the hell out of these people her career is not how a woman is supposed to get to the top, she did not worship the liberal gods. They will try to tear her down with everything they've got and even stuff they don't and have to make up.
Sarah Palin makes more sense to middle of the road Americans regardless of party affiliation. A mom, a PTA member, an executive, a wife, a conservationist too many attributes to list but basically like I said a few posts ago she has a little for everyone. This pisses off the left more than anything because none, not one of their women can do this. Why? You ask. Simple they pander to too many special interest groups. For example gays, hardcore bull-dikes and the NOW gang do not want moms that are feminine and pretty, it makes them question their life choices. Oprah comes close here, she is an executive, her whole staff are women, she fights for women's causes but when it came time to put her money, which is a lot, where her mouth is she chose her skin color. Typical liberal windbag all talk no action also skin color matters to her.
Let's face it we are the tolerant ones not the left. The hated Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian but you do not ever hear of republicans ridiculing her and he loves her and defended her on the floor of the Congress. Just like Sarah Palin loves her 17 year old pregnant daughter that the left attacks. You see republicans and moreover the right love and tolerate people even those they do not agree with in lifestyle or behavior. The intolerant left will be throwing everything they have at McCain/Palin sick fucked up stuff. This is because the only opinion that matters to the left is theirs, no tolerance at all for other voices, no matter what. We are only allowed to hear them and their philosophies like on MSNBC where that kind of censorship cost the "co-anchors" their jobs.
Sarah Palin makes more sense to middle of the road Americans regardless of party affiliation. A mom, a PTA member, an executive, a wife, a conservationist too many attributes to list but basically like I said a few posts ago she has a little for everyone. This pisses off the left more than anything because none, not one of their women can do this. Why? You ask. Simple they pander to too many special interest groups. For example gays, hardcore bull-dikes and the NOW gang do not want moms that are feminine and pretty, it makes them question their life choices. Oprah comes close here, she is an executive, her whole staff are women, she fights for women's causes but when it came time to put her money, which is a lot, where her mouth is she chose her skin color. Typical liberal windbag all talk no action also skin color matters to her.
Let's face it we are the tolerant ones not the left. The hated Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian but you do not ever hear of republicans ridiculing her and he loves her and defended her on the floor of the Congress. Just like Sarah Palin loves her 17 year old pregnant daughter that the left attacks. You see republicans and moreover the right love and tolerate people even those they do not agree with in lifestyle or behavior. The intolerant left will be throwing everything they have at McCain/Palin sick fucked up stuff. This is because the only opinion that matters to the left is theirs, no tolerance at all for other voices, no matter what. We are only allowed to hear them and their philosophies like on MSNBC where that kind of censorship cost the "co-anchors" their jobs.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Conservative Principles
Now don't get me wrong last night was great. Hopefully tonight will be better. Look back and understand that I was always a Sarah Palin fan, I did not need a speech to tell me this woman was ready to be on a national stage. This post is for all these "republican" or "conservative" bloggers out there who just could not see this ticket without Mitt Romney. Well today all we hear about is how great she was and how she really gave it to Obama. No shit? Really? All I had to do is look at her background and the things she has done to realize that she was going to nail that speech. My only concern was how would she hold up in the national spotlight. Which clearly she answered in the first 30 seconds of the speech. Has she energized the conservative base of the Republican party? Hell yes. Has she energized women Republicans? Hell yes. More importantly she will energize the "everywoman" who is out there with kids and a job and big dreams for her family. Once these women get energized, I believe, they will carry the ticket into the White House.
Understand this; it is not what she said last night. It is how she has lived her life and the principles and values at her core. These things will carry her through the rough and tumble world of the angry liberal inside Washington media, who are gearing up to tear this woman down. They will use lies, half-truths and totally made up shit. Of course everything will have the suffix "gate" so dumbass liberals, not in the media, will think every lie that is told is a bad thing. Without the "gate" they would be unable to process the information as bad. Same old Libs same old playbook but they are now on their heels thanks to some good old fashioned conservatism. Obama could not close out a broke Clinton and now even with the entire media establishment openly campaigning and helping, he still can't finish off John McCain. So all you bloggers who wanted Mitt welcome to the party, the Grand Old Party, She might not be the top of the ticket but she is the fire and the energy and most importantly the conservative future. Sarah stay strong in your conservative principles; fuck the media and keep kicking Obama's ass.
Understand this; it is not what she said last night. It is how she has lived her life and the principles and values at her core. These things will carry her through the rough and tumble world of the angry liberal inside Washington media, who are gearing up to tear this woman down. They will use lies, half-truths and totally made up shit. Of course everything will have the suffix "gate" so dumbass liberals, not in the media, will think every lie that is told is a bad thing. Without the "gate" they would be unable to process the information as bad. Same old Libs same old playbook but they are now on their heels thanks to some good old fashioned conservatism. Obama could not close out a broke Clinton and now even with the entire media establishment openly campaigning and helping, he still can't finish off John McCain. So all you bloggers who wanted Mitt welcome to the party, the Grand Old Party, She might not be the top of the ticket but she is the fire and the energy and most importantly the conservative future. Sarah stay strong in your conservative principles; fuck the media and keep kicking Obama's ass.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Teen Sex
Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant and 17 years old, it is a shitty situation yes but they seem to have it under control. Was the kid stupid? Yes. Pregnancy is not the worst outcome from unprotected sex, what about an STD that is way worse HIV/AIDS = DEAD. Now let me ask you this question when you were 17 how many girls were you trying to nail? That is right all of them. The summer between 15-16 years old started the walking hormone syndrome for me. Because of the parade of girls through my parents house my sister is still traumatized about not being able to get any sleep through high school and parts of college. Sorry dude but quit yer bitchin its been 20 years. Now let me ask you this; did you ever have any scares? Hell yeah you did we all did, panic city for a couple of days. You always had time to reflect on your stupidity and how never again would you do it without protection. Then an opportunity would present itself and BAM another scare. Yes were all dumb teenagers. No matter what our parents taught us or told us we all knew better anyway and did what we wanted. Guess what? Kids are the same way today. Yes even your kids are going to have sex as teens. Don't forget to teach them that abstinence works every time it is tried, just like in those panicked times when all sex came to a halt. All you can do is teach them the right thing to do and have respect for their bodies. Hopefully they will do the right thing.
If a pregnancy does happen do you stop loving that child or do you love that child more during a trying time? Do you try to tell your daughter to kill her unborn baby so you can run for vice-president without "embarrassment." I tell you what I have 6 nieces and nephews none of which is an embarrassment or a burden or an albatross as I have heard the media call this pregnancy. I heard a clip of some liberal jerkoff woman say that this kid doesn't even want this baby. She was raised to love life and be anti-abortion she had sex and wound up pregnant now she has to grow up faster than her parents want her to. Her life is far from over as all of these media pundits will have you think. Kids are a blessing but liberals think they are a commodity to be use as bargaining chips in a political campaign against a woman who proves that conservative values: family, compassion, love, life will overcome any vile insults they throw at her or any of her kids.
It is real simple the family sees this as a blessing so why don't all these asshole media liberal jerkoffs just shut the fuck up. Besides in Alaska a pregnant 17 year old is not that big a deal because of the conservative values there. As opposed to the inner cities of the lower 48 where the child of an unwed mother is viewed as nothing more than more money on a welfare check. It is not like it is Arkansas where cousins marry or for that matter liberal icon FDR who did that. Who has the fucked up values? I ask you.
If a pregnancy does happen do you stop loving that child or do you love that child more during a trying time? Do you try to tell your daughter to kill her unborn baby so you can run for vice-president without "embarrassment." I tell you what I have 6 nieces and nephews none of which is an embarrassment or a burden or an albatross as I have heard the media call this pregnancy. I heard a clip of some liberal jerkoff woman say that this kid doesn't even want this baby. She was raised to love life and be anti-abortion she had sex and wound up pregnant now she has to grow up faster than her parents want her to. Her life is far from over as all of these media pundits will have you think. Kids are a blessing but liberals think they are a commodity to be use as bargaining chips in a political campaign against a woman who proves that conservative values: family, compassion, love, life will overcome any vile insults they throw at her or any of her kids.
It is real simple the family sees this as a blessing so why don't all these asshole media liberal jerkoffs just shut the fuck up. Besides in Alaska a pregnant 17 year old is not that big a deal because of the conservative values there. As opposed to the inner cities of the lower 48 where the child of an unwed mother is viewed as nothing more than more money on a welfare check. It is not like it is Arkansas where cousins marry or for that matter liberal icon FDR who did that. Who has the fucked up values? I ask you.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Conservative Pick
Well John McCain made an executive decision today. He did not pick a Washington insider nor did he pick someone who thinks exactly like him. His opponent did both, so much for change, I guess. But lets talk about what and more importantly who she brings to the table. Republicans will lose the pain in the ass whining cro-magnun republican who won't vote for a woman. Cool, see ya do America a favor you old farts and die you are a non-working drag on the economy anyway. The greatest non-American leader of all time was a woman, Margret Thacher. I cannot state this any more clearly. This was not a good pick. It was the best decision of this election. McCain/Palin ticket loses women who cannot manage to juggle a career and family and are bitter that she can. Guess what, McCain was not getting their vote anyway. I will challenge anyone not to vote for this woman she has a little bit for everyone. Pro-life, Pro-gun, Pro-drilling, Pro-union, Pro-conservation, Pro-hunting, Pro-Teachers, Pro-military, and most importantly Pro-America. Oh by the way she is a former sportscaster...just like Ronald Reagan. She has the total package appeal-wise. The old-school liberal ticket only appeals to 60's leftover hippies and their ideas repackaged as hope and change. No liberal policy holds any hope for any one and you can keep their kind of change.
Now people will blast her for not having any experience. Being governor is like being a CEO everyday you get experience besides she is not the top of the ticket where experience is most important. Being a senator for 140 working days and never holding a hearing of your sub-committee is way less experience. Her state borders 2 foreign countries do you not think that she has never had to negotiate with them? The other ticket has been wrong on all foreign policy they have ever favored i.e against the surge. People who wanted Hillary to be the bottom of the liberal ticket should flock to McCain/Palin if for nothing else but to be a part of history. John McCain likes to say he can reach across the aisle. We shall see, I think this pick now makes him the front runner. I think Obama has peeked and America is fed up with the bullshit slogans without any real plans.
Now let us look to see which is more important being a woman or being black in this election. Well first off let us again reiterate that he is only half black. She is all woman she has the kids to prove it. If this election is historic like we hear from the media, then race matters, at least to liberals, they run the major media outlets. Then they say this race is even more historic now that the second woman running for VP is in it. My opinion is simple, as always: I see 2 liberals running against a Republican and a conservative. Race and gender have got nothing to do with it but what do I know I'm just a right-wing nut. I fucking hate liberals and their bullshit.
Now people will blast her for not having any experience. Being governor is like being a CEO everyday you get experience besides she is not the top of the ticket where experience is most important. Being a senator for 140 working days and never holding a hearing of your sub-committee is way less experience. Her state borders 2 foreign countries do you not think that she has never had to negotiate with them? The other ticket has been wrong on all foreign policy they have ever favored i.e against the surge. People who wanted Hillary to be the bottom of the liberal ticket should flock to McCain/Palin if for nothing else but to be a part of history. John McCain likes to say he can reach across the aisle. We shall see, I think this pick now makes him the front runner. I think Obama has peeked and America is fed up with the bullshit slogans without any real plans.
Now let us look to see which is more important being a woman or being black in this election. Well first off let us again reiterate that he is only half black. She is all woman she has the kids to prove it. If this election is historic like we hear from the media, then race matters, at least to liberals, they run the major media outlets. Then they say this race is even more historic now that the second woman running for VP is in it. My opinion is simple, as always: I see 2 liberals running against a Republican and a conservative. Race and gender have got nothing to do with it but what do I know I'm just a right-wing nut. I fucking hate liberals and their bullshit.
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